Some neighbors came by last night to complain about the noise. I put their bodies in the building’s incinerator.
this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him
*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all
I know I joke about it but pls don’t actually see 50 shades of grey, even ironically.
Don’t buy the books, don’t even watch the trailer without an ad blocker—don’t give this franchise any money.
If you’re into bdsm, I would rather you just ask me for fic recs than invest in that dangerous representation of relationships in general and bdsm specifically