i wonder how much salt has been wasted filming supernatural
omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
There should be a show called “You’ll Never Find Out” where each week there’s a new story with a new set of characters and it always ends on a cliffhanger.
Well hello there satan
NO BUT THEN IN THE SEASON FINALE THEY HAVE LIKE 3 MINUTE SPOTS TO SHOW THE CONCLUSIONS FOR ALL THE STORIES
AND PLOT TWIST: All those unconnected stories? They connect like puzzle pieces in the end.
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
Yes.
Good.
You go, boy.

this generally hurts because i know it’s never happened omg
crying
this actually sucks, because i know that no one has the time to think this about me they’re too busy judging other things about me. Wow my life sucks sometimes.
fuck.
same here
never, not in a million years would this happen
HAHAHAHA no.
lol no
ya i wish
i actually wonder if anyone has looked at me and thought that
yeah i really do wonder
Never happened
someone just walked in my study wearing a meme shirt holy shit
H E SAW ME TRYIG NG TO TAKE A PICTURE AND SCREAMED “’ NO NOT AGAIN”” INT HE DEEPEST VOICE OH MY GOD