assbutt-in-the-garrison:

dalasharaia:

oh.my.god

I can’t decide who’s more adorable.

bbcatemysoul:

martinfreeman:

martinfreeman:

i feel like the weirdest thing in the whole world is that purses are considered to be like, for girls„„ in society……. i mean like……….. everybody has objects that need to be carried. why would that be a girl thing? carrying objects? a girl only thing?

can the science side of tumblr expalin this

because men get to carry things in their fully funcTIONAL POCKETS OF THEIR CLOTHING

ifyougaveagirlabook
There's a book called Hedging His Bets about a girl who falls for a were-hedgehog. I kind of want to read it. LOL

buckology:

readaroundtherosie:

books-and-cookies:

thesedustypages:

books-and-cookies:

readaroundtherosie:

books-and-cookies:

wondrousbooks:

bookdrunkinlove:

wondrousbooks:

books-and-cookies:

wondrousbooks:

bookdrunkinlove:

Omg I had to look it up to see if it was real! There’s even a hedgehog on the cover! I’m dying.

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r u fricking kidding me

WTF?

sidenote: this makes me think of this: 

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what in the hell were these authors thinking

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DINOSAUR EROTICA!!! I AM CACKLING

I don’t even want to the answers to the questions I have going through my head right now.

I can’t deal with this at 3 am this is too much like????

I know, right?

WHAT IS THIS AND WHERE CAN I FIND IT SO I CAN READ IT AND LAUGH FOR 20 HOURS

Behold:

Azog stood, back to the wall, clad only in damp buckskins, waiting for the beast to slash at her torso until she lay helpless and bleeding on the damp cave floor. She wondered if it would kill her first, or if her limbs would be sliced from her body as the beast gorged on her.

Instead, it reached out with a classed hand to snatch at her damp animal hide as it clung to one shoulder. Azog felt the kiss of sharp claws against her skin as the hide slid from her shoulder and exposed on naked, heaving breast. The raptor paused, curious, sniffing at her as she pressed desperately against the wall.

A reptilian tongue, stiff and hot, dashed out to lick at the tender, naked flesh so suddenly exposed. Azog gasped at the touch, then gradually relaxed as her body warmed to the intoxicating sensation of the beast’s flesh against her own.

She wasn’t sure if her sudden arousal was because of her earlier thwarted climax in the cool stream, or if she was just desperate for one last pleasant sensation before being torn limb from limb by the great, scaly beast. Either way, Azog relished the rasp of its tongue, hot and rough, on her sensitive skin.

SOURCE: (X)

How about one of my favorite book titles ever

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the author also has a slenderman erotic novel name “Taking His Tentacle”

OMG.

HOW DO THESE ACTUALLY EXIST?!

These books have got to be troll books.

They have to be.